Friday, August 21, 2009

Some funnies

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

8. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

9. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to The other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

10. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

11. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

12. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

13. A backward poet writes inverse.

14. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

15. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Courage as described by Lance Armstrong

Things take place, there is a confluence of events and circumstances, and we can’t always know their purpose or even if there is one. But we can take responsibility for ourselves and be brave. We each cope differently with the specter of our deaths. Some people deny it. Some numb themselves with drugs or alcohol. We are tempted to do a little of each of those things. But I think we’re supposed to try to face it straightforwardly, armed with nothing but courage.

The definition of courage is: the quality of spirit that enables one to encounter danger with firmness and without fear.

Lance Armstrong . . . It’s Not About the Bike

Video - Bell, Book and Candle -

Another clip from the same film but this time with Jimmy Stewart and Ernie Kovacs . . .

Video - Bell, Book and Candle - Ernie Kovacs

Ernie Kovacs and Jack Lemmon . . . .

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Legalizing Marijuana

Once again I heard another talk show host have a 3 hours debate over the legalization of marijuana. It's so ridiculous a topic because the discussion always focuses on leaf product of marijuana. I've never heard one of these discussions mention the real alternative which is Marinol, a legally produced available form of THC, the chemical that gives you the high. Make Marinol available to people who claim that only marijuana (THC) can help them with their medical condition and let's stop this debate about legalizing the leaf marijuana click here for more info on Marinol.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Over 60? Don't worry about Swine Flu

According to the Center for Disease Control - no one over 60 years of age has contracted swinw flu, they don't know but hey, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Confusing this with that

Too many people confuse knowledge with wealth. Just because someone is wealthy doesn't mean they are smart.